Crackers
Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!
Played by Danny Mills 
Pink Flamingos (1972) · 34 quotes
Pink Flamingos (1972) · 34 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Pink Flamingos (1972): in 7 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Divine/Babs Johnson (2)
Hold these God damn chickens!
More lines from Crackers
3 quotes
Crackers
Do my balls, Mama!
Crackers
Hold these goddamn chickens!
Scenes with Crackers
3 scenes
Crackers
This is my grandma, Edie.
What's... what's the matter with her?
Crackers
Ew, their bedroom, their **** chamber itself!
This is where they mate, Crackers, right here on this very bed, this is where they touch their uninspired little organs together, vainly trying to recharge their worn out battery of filthiness, thrashing and moaning in the still of the night!
Crackers
What kinda shit turns them on, Mama? What do they do in here?
Oh all sorts of disgusting positions I would imagine, Crackers. Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a **** between her brittle chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly decayed teeth up and down on it while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting the best head on the East Coast! Then they probably sit here and stare at each other's blue and red hair, while they goose each other and say dirty words!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Crackers
Sure, Mama. I wouldn't shit ya.
