Divine/Babs Johnson The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!
Played by Divine 
Pink Flamingos (1972) · 34 quotes
Pink Flamingos (1972) · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in Pink Flamingos (1972): in 12 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Crackers (2)
I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!
More lines from Divine/Babs Johnson
7 quotes Divine/Babs Johnson Divine/Babs Johnson Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!
Divine/Babs Johnson You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!
Divine/Babs Johnson Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity.
Divine/Babs Johnson You stand convicted of asshole-ism.
Divine/Babs Johnson Oh my God,you stupid idiot mother****er!Connie,go away!
Divine/Babs Johnson I'll burn you to death,stupid bitch!
Scenes with Divine/Babs Johnson
4 scenes
Cotton Mmm, smells delicious Babs!
Babs Johnson Thank you Cotton, it should. I warmed it up when I was downtown today in my own little oven!
Ew, their bedroom, their **** chamber itself!
Babs Johnson This is where they mate, Crackers, right here on this very bed, this is where they touch their uninspired little organs together, vainly trying to recharge their worn out battery of filthiness, thrashing and moaning in the still of the night!
What kinda shit turns them on, Mama? What do they do in here?
Babs Johnson Oh all sorts of disgusting positions I would imagine, Crackers. Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a **** between her brittle chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly decayed teeth up and down on it while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting the best head on the East Coast! Then they probably sit here and stare at each other's blue and red hair, while they goose each other and say dirty words!
Babs Johnson Give me more questions!
Reporter
Divine, are you a lesbian?
Babs Johnson Yes, I have done everything!
Reporter
Does blood turn you on?
Babs Johnson It does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader, it makes me come! And more than the sight of it, I love the taste of it, the taste of hot freshly killed blood!
Reporter
Could you give us some of your political beliefs?
Babs Johnson Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!
Babs Johnson Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Sure, Mama. I wouldn't shit ya.
