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No! Don't **** us anywhere!
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So this is the product of baby ****. (referring to the Pineapple express)
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The car committed suicide because of your face.
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The foods still warm, love it.
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They're not here, Ted. Hi, Ted.
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Wait...what do you mean it's dead?
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We are BFFFs, best **** friends forever!
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We need to begin to prematurely evacuate!
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What an adorable little cop!
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What's down there, a **** Rancor?
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What's up sporty spice?
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When my foot was in the hole – and my groin – man, I felt like a wishbone.
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Why would you bear arms?
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Yep I just heard that, I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that.
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You've been served!