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He's a ****ing linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers.
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Help! He's punching my bum! I'm done with this!
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Holy ****!
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I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass.
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I ain't your friend!
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I forgot man, "BROS BEFORE HOES."
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I seent you pull somebody jaw bone off! I seent it.
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I thought hurricane season was over.
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I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.
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I'm a teacher, guy, you can't talk to me like that.
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I'm done with the woods, man. Let's go.
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I'm gonna ****ing become a civil engineer. Design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits.
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?
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I'm up in here tryna get a mother ****in' scholarship!
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It's my cat's birthday today. [passes out]