A scene from The Philadelphia Story 1940
Mike

The prettiest sight in this fine, pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.

Tracy

You're a snob, Connor.

Mike

No doubt, no doubt...Tracy. You can't marry that guy.

Tracy

George? I'm going to. Why, why not?

Mike

Well, I don't know. I thought I'd be for it at first, but you just don't seem to match up.

Tracy

Then the fault's with me.

Mike

Well, maybe so, but all the same now, you can't do it.

Tracy

No?

Mike

No.

Tracy

Come around about noon tomorrow. I mean today. Snob.

Mike

What do ya mean, snob?

Tracy

You're the worst kind there is. An intellectual snob. You made up your mind awfully young, it seems to me.

Mike

Well, thirty's about time to make up your mind. And I'm nothing of the sort, not Mr. Connor.

Tracy

The time to make up your mind about people - is never. Yes you are, and a complete one.

Mike

You're quite a girl, aren't you?

Tracy

You think?

Mike

Yeah, I know.

Tracy

Thank you, Professor. I don't think I'm exceptional.

Mike

You are though.

Tracy

I know any number like me. You ought to get around more.

Mike

In the upper class. No, no. No thank you.

Tracy

You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you? You're so much thought and so little feeling, Professor.

Mike

Oh I am, am I?

Tracy

Yes you am, are you! Your intolerance infuriates me. I should think that of all people, a writer would need tolerance. The fact is, you'll never - you can't be a first-rate writer or a first-rate human being until you've learned to have some small regard for human fra...[Suddenly, she stops, her eyes widen, and she realizes that she is repeating Dexter's words. She turns] Aren't the geraniums pretty, Professor? Is it not a handsome day that begins, Professor?

Mike

All right, lay off that, Professor.

Tracy

Yes, Professor.

Mike

You've got all the arrogance of your class, all right, haven't you?

Tracy

Halt. What have classes to do with it? What do they matter except for the people in them? George comes from the so-called lower class. Dexter from the upper...Upper and lower, my eye. I'll take the lower, thanks.

Mike

If you can't get a drawing room.

Tracy

What do you mean by that?

Mike

My mistake.

Tracy

Decidedly. You're insulting.

Mike

I'm sorry.

Tracy

Oh, don't apologize.

Mike

Well, who's apologizing?

Tracy

I never knew such a man.

Mike

You wouldn't be likely to, dear, not from where you sit.

Tracy

Talk about arrogance.

Mike

Tracy.

Tracy

What do you want?

Mike

You're wonderful. [She laughs] There's a magnificence in you, Tracy.

Tracy

Now, I'm getting self-conscious. It's funny. I- Mike? Let's...

Mike

Yeah?

Tracy

I don't know - go up I guess, it's late.

Mike

A magnificence that comes out of your eyes, in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.

Tracy

I don't seem to you made of bronze?

Mike

[takes her in his arms]

No, you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight. What goes on? You've got tears in your eyes.

Tracy

Shut up, shut up. Oh Mike. Keep talking, keep talking. Talk, will you?

Mike

No, no. I-I've stopped.

Tracy

Why? Has your mind taken hold again, dear Professor?

Mike

That's really all I am to you, is it?

Tracy

Of course, Professor.

Mike

Are you sure?

Tracy

Why, yes, yes, of course...

Tracy

[Mike's forceful, passionate kiss stops her next word. She takes the melodramatic kiss and returns it]

Golly. [She kisses him a second time] Golly Moses. All of a sudden, I got the shakes.

Mike

It can't be anything like love, can it?

Tracy

No! No! It mustn't be. It can't.

Mike

Would it be inconvenient?

Tracy

Terribly. Anyway, I know it isn't. Oh Mike, we're out of our minds.

Mike

And right into our hearts.

Tracy

That ought to have music.

Mike

It does, doesn't it? Tracy, you're so lovely.

Tracy

Oh, it's as if my insteps were melting away. What is it? Have I got feet of clay or something?

Mike

Tracy...

Tracy

It's not far to the pool. It's just over the lawn and in the birch-grove. It'll be lovely now.

Mike

Tracy, you're tremendous...

Tracy

Put me in your pocket, Mike.

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