A scene from Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1985
Francis Buxton

Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.

Pee-wee Herman

Good for you and your father.

Francis Buxton

So guess what I want.

Pee-wee Herman

A new brain!

Francis Buxton

No. Your bike!

Pee-wee Herman

I want to speak to Francis!

Butler

Francis is busy.

Pee-wee Herman

Busy doing WHAT?!

Butler

Taking his bath.

Pee-wee Herman

Oh, REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!!

Pee-wee Herman

[Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath]

STILL wanna ride my bike, Francis?!!

Francis Buxton:

No! NO!!! I don't want your crummy old bike!!

Pee-wee Herman

AHA! You don't want it anymore BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!! TELL ME WHERE IT IS BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE WITH YOU!!!

Pee-wee Herman

[Pee-wee enters a noisy biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise]

Shhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!!

Biker 1

[one of the bikers puts the phone back on the cradle]

Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?

Pee-wee Herman

Nobody hipped me to that, dude.

Biker 1

It's off limits!

In this scene

Butler Professor Toru Tanaka
B1 Biker 1 Chester Grimes
Francis Buxton Ed Herlihy

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