Patch Adams : Excuse me, Beenie. Which way is heaven [due to Beenie's catatonic state, his hand is raised; everyone laughs (except Dr. Prack)] Correct. Beenie, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? [patients laugh] Rudy : Hey, Beenie, Beenie, Beenie. Where's the ceiling? Bile : Where do the birds fly, Beenie? Patch Adams : How do you say hello to Hitler? Other patient : Beenie, Beenie. How does Hitler say hello? Patch Adams : Beenie, how do you check an elephant for a hernia? [patients laugh] Who can win a staring contest? [points to Beenie] Beenie!! Rudy : Who... who farted? Everyone : [laughing and pointing at Beenie] Patch Adams : Who likes to masturbate? [all patients and "Patch" raise their hands] Beenie, how does a one-armed referee say, "Field goal?"

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