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Paddington
Ben Whishaw · 11 quotes
Knuckles McGinty
Brendan Gleeson · 9 quotes
Henry Brown
Hugh Bonneville · 7 quotes
Mary Brown
Sally Hawkins · 7 quotes
Phoenix Buchanan
Hugh Grant · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mary Brown & Henry Brown (4), Paddington & Knuckles McGinty (2), Paddington & Henry Brown (2)
Paddington 2 quotes
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Chakrabatics Instructor
Open your minds, and your legs will follow.
We haven't broken anything!
[Henry accidently knocks over a vase and it smashes on the floor]
Would you excuse us a moment? [flips what he thinks is the microphone switch] What are you doing?
Talking to the nice men.
Nice men? Mary, we can't trust these people. I mean look at them! Talk about a rogues' gallery. Hideous! And as for that bearded baboon in the middle, he's hardly got two brain cells to rub together.
We can still hear you, Mr. Brown. That was the light you turned off. The microphone is on the other side. It's got 'microphone' written on it.
Judge Gerald Biggleswade
Don't shush me, Gertrude! I have just been spilled upon by chilled liquid!
A secret room!
It's an attic.
A secret attic!
It's an ordinary attic.
[Mary heads up, followed by Henry]
Every house on the street has one. See? Just a perfectly normal... [sees Phoenix's many costumed mannequins] Oh my god, he's a weirdo!
Paddington is innocent. I'm going to prove it.
What happened to the man I married? He'd have believed me.
Oh, him. He's gone.
You wanted to get that book so Aunt Lucy could see London, didn't you?
It was always her dream.
Well we thought... why look at London in a book? When she could see the real thing?
[the doorbell rings] Why don't you go and answer that? [Paddington gingerly walks to the front door and opens it. There, standing in the snow, is Aunt Lucy. Paddington gasps and Aunt Lucy drops her things. He flies into her arms and nuzzles against her.]
Aunt Lucy
Oh, Paddington.
Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.
Mr. Barnes
[giving Paddington a lift on his dustcart]
Clear the road! This is a refuse emergency!
Mr. Curry
[into megaphone]
We don't want him here.
No, of course you don't. YOU never have! As soon as you set eyes on that bear you made up your mind about him. Well Paddington's not like that. He looks for the good in all of us and somehow, he finds it! It's why he makes friends wherever he goes. And it's why Windsor Gardens is a happier place whenever he's around. He wouldn't hesitate if any of us needed help! So stand aside, Mr. Curry. 'Cause we're coming through!
Mrs. Bird
Well I believe you, Mary. Actors are some of the most evil, devious people on the planet.
Are they?
Mrs. Bird
They lie for a living.
Crikey.
Have you ever been fired, Mr. Brown?
Well, no. But, er...are you, you quite sure you're ready for the workplace, Paddington?
I think you're in great shape for a man your age, Mr. Brown.
Oh, thank you, Paddington... Hang on, how old do you think I am?
Oh, about 80.
I’m sorry, I’m finding this a very stressful working environment. Aunt Lucy said––
Oh, "Aunt Lucy". I’ve had it up to here with Aunt Lucy! She sounds like a proper old bag to me.
[puts the newspaper down]
I said, your Aunt Lucy sounds like the most naïve, gullible, mushy-brained... [Paddington begins glaring; uncomfortably] What’s going on? Why are you looking at me like that? It’s awful hot in here. Are you hot? I’m hot. Did I leave the oven on?
It's called a hard stare. [relaxes his face] Aunt Lucy taught me to do them when people had forgotten their manners.
You don't have to tell me about hard stares. I invented them. Pretty good for a bear, though, I'll give you that.