Ethel Thayer quotes

View Quote [to Norman] Don't be such an old poop!

View Quote That son of a bitch happens to be my husband.

View Quote Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something? You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore. It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling. Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it.

View Quote You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it.

View Quote Chelsea, Norman is eighty years old. He has heart palpitations and trouble remembering things. Just when did you expect this friendship to begin?