Samir
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton
Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
