“No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper...” – Samir, Office Space ... Movie Quotes Database

Samir

No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.

Michael Bolton

You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

Samir

Piece of shit.

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