I've been looking all over for you guys. Have you seen this? [gives Peter a printout of an email] I knew it. I knew it!
What, it's a staff meeting. So what?
So, what? We're all screwed, that's what! They're gonna downsize Initech!
What're you talking about, Tom? Now, how do you know that?
How do I know? They're bringing in a consultant, that's how I know! That's what this staff meeting's all about! It happened at Intitrode last year. You have to interview with this consultant; they call them "efficiency experts", but what you're really doing is interviewing for your own job!
Tom, every week you say you're gonna lose your job, and you're still here.
Not this time. I bet I'm the first one laid off. Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS!
