Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

View Quote [yelling at Linus] You stupid bastard!

View Quote [Basher's original plan for knocking out the casino's power has flopped]
Basher: Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.
Danny: What's a "pinch"?
Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.

View Quote All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

View Quote Reuben: Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.
Danny: That was our pleasure.
Rusty: I'd never been to Belize.

View Quote [Shaking Billy Tim Denham's hand]
Frank: You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?
Billy Tim Denham: I'm sorry?
Frank: You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

View Quote [after opening his door and seeing most of the eleven standing there] What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?

View Quote Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
Linus: Yeah.
Reuben: That's wonderful. Now get in the goddamn house.

View Quote [masquerading as an A.T.F. agent, Rusty shoves Basher against a police car, pretending to search him.]
Rusty: [under his breath] Hey, Bash.
Basher: Hey, Russ.
Rusty: How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you?
Basher: It's done.
[Rusty lifts up Basher, and they slowly leave the crime scene]
Basher: Hey, is Danny about?
Rusty: Yeah, he's waiting around the corner.
Basher: Oh, that's terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again.
Officer: [shouting] Everybody down, now!
[they break into a run as explosions rock the crime scene]
Basher: Ha-ha-ha! They weren't expecting that shit!

View Quote [pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist] They might as well call it whitejack!

View Quote Yen: [his only line in English] Where the **** you been?
Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
(Playing a game of five-card draw poker)
Topher Grace: Fellas! Fellas! Check this... all... red!

View Quote [Danny and Linus prepare to go down the elevator shaft]
Linus: How'd you get here?
Danny: Well, if you give a friend a couple million...
Linus: But what about Rusty, the whole argument? I mean, what was that about?
[Danny laughs]
Linus: Aww, come on, why couldn't you just tell me, why'd you put me through all this?
Danny: Where's the fun in that?

View Quote [on the phone] Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home... Surely *he* must have HBO.

View Quote Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him.

View Quote [to Benedict] You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.

View Quote [teaching poker to young Hollywood actors] Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!