General Store Clerk
I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks. Here's your pomade.
Everett
Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Clerk
Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Everett
Hold on, now. I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Clerk
I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Everett
Well, I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Clerk
Watch your language, young fella. This is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Everett
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere! Forget it! [slams money on the counter] Just a dozen hair nets.
