Everett
Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?
Penny
Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?
Everett
Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.

