Notting Hill quotes

52 total quotes

Anna Scott
Multiple Characters
Spike
William Thacker

View Quote Hi. I'd just like to apologize for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

View Quote I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

View Quote Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.

View Quote William: Sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment.
Anna: Don't worry, I thought the whole apricot honey thing was the real low point.

View Quote Anna: Busy tomorrow?
William: I thought you were leaving tomorrow?
Anna: I was.

View Quote [after hitting his shin on a fence while climbing over it] Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile? [Anna kisses him] Nice garden.

View Quote William: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.

View Quote Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.

View Quote It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

View Quote Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?

View Quote [to Martin] If I were to employ a wet rag would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?

View Quote Writer: Oh, I see she took your grandmother's flowers.
William: Yeah... bitch.

View Quote Actually, apart from the American, I've loved only two girls. The first one left me faster than you can say Indiana Jones, and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.

View Quote Bernie: What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid?
Anna: 15 million dollars.

View Quote William: Calm down, have a cup of tea.
Anna Scott: No! I don't want any goddamn tea!