Notting Hill quotes

52 total quotes

Anna Scott
Multiple Characters
Spike
William Thacker

View Quote Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.

View Quote "For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.

View Quote Hi. I'd just like to apologize for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

View Quote Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

View Quote I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

View Quote Jeff King: [to Will] Can you adios those dishes and take out that trash?

View Quote Max: James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.

View Quote Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
Spike: Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]

View Quote William: Sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment.
Anna: Don't worry, I thought the whole apricot honey thing was the real low point.

View Quote Bella: Do you want to stay?
William: Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

View Quote Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.

View Quote P.R. Chief: Dominic... if you'd like to ask your question again?
Journalist: Yes. Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
Anna: [pause] Indefinitely.

View Quote Actually, apart from the American, I've loved only two girls. The first one left me faster than you can say Indiana Jones, and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.

View Quote It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

View Quote [after hitting his shin on a fence while climbing over it] Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile? [Anna kisses him] Nice garden.