Is there any goulash on this menu?
Waitress [wiping a spot off the menu]
It's roast beef gravy.
Played by Jody Gilbert 
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941) · 28 quotes
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941) · 28 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941): in 3 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: The Great Man, W.C. Fields/Uncle Bill (3)
Scenes with Waitress
3 scenes Waitress Waitress And another thing. You're always squawking about something. If it isn't the steak, it's something else.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
Waitress You're as funny as a cry for help.
You used to be an old Follies girl?
Waitress You know, there's something awfully big about you. [pause] Your nose.
Waitress And another thing, don't be so free with your hands.
Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight. You take things too seriously.