Diana Christensen
I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst **** I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.
Max Schumacher
Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.
Diana Christensen
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
Max Schumacher
I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.

