Hank
Need some help?
Earl
Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
Hank
Are you stealing this car?
Earl
Does it look like I'm stealing this damn car?
Hank
A little bit.
Earl
Why, 'cause I'm black? If you saw a white guy doing this you'd give him a Good Samaritan reward. Figure he's going around turning off people's lights.
Hank
All right, license and registration please.
Earl
I ain't showin' you a damn thing! This is my car and I didn't do anything wrong. You owe me an apologyǃ
Hank
What did you call me?
Earl
You ain't listening babyǃ We ain't got nothing to talk aboutǃ Unless it starts with you saying "I'm sorryǃ"
Hank
You're on dangerous grounds here, bub, I'd be careful what comes out of your mouth next!
Earl
Oh, you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next? You're... a... ****... pig!
Hank
You're under arrest.
Earl
Oh no. I ain't under arrestǃ You areǃ
Hank
I'm arresting your assǃ
Earl
Citizen's arrestǃ You're under arrest for illegal false arrestǃ Now get your hands up on the carǃ Give me those cuffsǃ
Hank
Back off! I'm warning youǃ
Earl
You’re warning me?ǃ You have the right to shut up.
Hank
That's it, get up against the carǃ
Earl
Don't make me add "resisting arrest" to the charges.
Hank
Now! Up against the car! [slams Earl against vehicle with baton]
Earl
Watch my car I just had it detailedǃ
Hank
Settle down! Understand?ǃ
Earl
This is police brutality! You ain't doing nothing but compounding your problemsǃ
