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Cousin Eddie Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
Cousin Vicki Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
Cousin Vicki Honey, these boys ain't much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat...
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