It's too bad you're married... I'm in the mood for some fun!
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Cousin Eddie I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Motorcycle Cop Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."
Aunt Edna Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!
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