“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't...” – Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

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