“Is your house on fire, Clark?” – Aunt Bethany, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Aunt Bethany

Is your house on fire, Clark?

Clark Griswold

No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Aunt Bethany

Don't throw me down the stairs, Clark.

Clark Griswold

I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.

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Ellen Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. Aunt Bethany Oh dear, did I break wind? Uncle Lewis Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents. Uncle Lewis Hey Gris, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you. Clark Aw, you didn't have to get me anything. Uncle Lewis Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it. Eddie You surprised to see us, Clark? Clark Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised that I am now.