Frank, this is Quentin Hapsburg of the Hexagon Oil Company.

Pleased to meet you, Mr....

[shakes hands w/Hapsburg]

Drebin. Frank Drebin. I believe I've used some of your restrooms.

I'm sure you have.

Are you, in some way, connected with the institute?

Well, not officially, but as a matter of fact, Jane and I have been seeing quite a lot of each other lately. [to Jane] How's my little hell cat?

Well, that's great. I've been dating too. Nice girl. An author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it.

I beg your pardon?

Frank, please.

Oh, it's all right. I'm sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

[furiously]

That does it!