A scene from Mystery of Mamo 1978
Wolf

[Wolf and his gang have returned to their hideout to find it destroyed]

So much for my hideout...

Jigen

No food, guns or ammo. No nothin'!

Wolf

Thanks, Jigen. I really hadn't noticed.

Jigen

[kicking debris, grunting angrily]

Wolf. I'm just a little pissed off. And I'm telling you you've gotta forget Fujiko. She must've shown the strong arms boys and the mob this place, and they did the rest! It's time to make some painful choices; it's either Fujiko or me!

Wolf

Don't tempt me...

Goemon

Wolf-san, a samurai warrior cannot work for a female. You accepted the commission to steal the Stone for her only because you like the look of her ass. The wise man has said, "Nice asses turn men into asses".

Wolf

True – that sure was a wise guy.

Goemon

Your degenerate mockery is getting dangerously irritating!

Wolf

Hmmm.

Jigen

Goemon, you ain't gonna get anywhere, so give up like I have.

Goemon

And do you dare to represent yourself as his friend? Willingness to amputate without ether is the test of friendship, and you have failed it!

Jigen

God, you're such a boring schmuck!

Goemon

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

The time has come for me to slice off your hat.

Jigen

Mm? Just try!

Goemon

We shall see how little brain you have underneath it!

Jigen

Okay! Try your luck!

Wolf

All right, kiddies, calm down! Yes, you're right! I did get carried away, but no more! It's strictly business from now on! I'll never think about Fujiko again! NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, OR WE'LL STARVE!

Jigen

Get out of here where, Wolf? Huh?

Wolf

We're gonna head for the ocean!

Jigen

But that means crossing Vallée Mort - Death Valley to you.

Wolf

Don't worry! On my map, it's only an itsy bitsy desert.

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