The Pharaohs said the secret of eternal life, sought by the Emperor Xi, is concealed in what's known as the Wiseman Stone, handed down for generations from time immemorial.

Hm.

And you believe that? You'd believe the Moon's a balloon.

Very funny. Maybe there are lots of pebbles on the beach, but you ain't gonna pick up many like this one. [passes the books to Goemon and Jigen] Smartass. Read it yourself.

The flea uses the dog to feed on.

It could be that Fujiko's the flea. [drinks from his wine glass] Guess who's the dog?

Pah! If you'll excuse me not laughing, I've got to go. [gets up]

Need a leak?

All I wish to relieve myself of is your vulgar company.

Don't be that way!