According to ancient Egyptian texts, the Pharaohs believed that the secret of eternal youth was contained in the legendary... Philosopher's Stone, a jewel for which men have searched since time immemorial.

Heh. If you buy that, I've got some Siberian beachfront property on sale.

I know it's nuts, but someone believes it! That's why Fujiko wanted it so bad. [passes the books to Goemon and Jigen] Here, take a look. It's all in there.

The woman is pulling your leg, Lupin.

He'd rather she pull something else. [drinks from his wine glass]

This is pointless. We watch sparrows while eagles pass overhead. [gets up]

Come again?

This business is unworthy of me.

Hey, come on!