A scene from The Muppets 2011
Texas Richman

The answer is no.

Kermit the Frog

Well, you could've just said that.

Texas Richman

Contract.

Uncle Deadly

Contract.

Bobo the Bear

Contract. Nicely done, sir.

Texas Richman

You see, Muppets, according to this contract, it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight, it's the Muppet name itself.

Texas Richman

And all characters under the Muppet name.

Kermit the Frog

Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names?

Miss Poogy

Told you I'd be back. Well, now I am back. And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner.

Texas Richman

The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.

Miss Poogy

Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.

Foozie

[as the other Moopets laugh mockingly]

Wocka wocka!

Texas Richman

You're relics, Muppets! The world has moved on, and no one cares about your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hosting, singing-and-dancing act anymore! You're dead! And I just come to bury you. Now, get out of my office.

In this scene

Miss Poogy David Rudman
Uncle Deadly Matt Vogel
Bobo the Bear Bill Barretta

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