Piggy, last time we were together, I said some things I regret.

No, no, Kermit. You were just being honest. You never intended to marry me. Not even after I built us a house where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together.

Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh? Piggy, why do you always have to be so overdramatic about things? You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you.

I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?

Look, this is not about you and me.

It's never about you and me, is it? It's always we. We this, we that. "We" need you. You can't even say "I need you", can you?

Piggy...

I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here. A life I've made for myself.

Piggy!

Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced.