The Muppets Movie (1979) · 41 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in The Muppets Movie (1979): in 5 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Kermit (3)
Camilla the Chicken Clucking
Miss Piggy What? What? Gonzo?
Miss Piggy Gonzo! What're you doing?
Gonzo About seven knots!
Miss Piggy Um, Why don't we stop somewhere for the night and have a quiet little dinner for two?
Gonzo Terrific! I'll eat with you, Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy [talking back to Gonzo] Not you Buzzard Beak! Shh! [talking to Kermit the Frog] Just mon capitaine and moi. [sighs]
Uh, Miss Piggy, Is that you?
Doc Hopper Yes, That's her. And this is Doc Hopper. Let me tell you something. Come outside of the hotel right now. My guys will be waiting for you.
But what if I don't!
Doc Hopper Then your pig friend will be ham-hocked for breakfast.
Miss Piggy No, Kermie. Don't don't.....
[Doc Hopper hangs up the phone and laughs at Miss Piggy]
Doctor Max Krassman I must reach the switch, I must. Reach it....
Miss Piggy HAI-YAH! (Crashes into the machine) (To Kermit) Come out, Kermit!
Doctor Max Krassman , Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Ha! (He faints)
A motorcycle cop is chasing us! [We see a police officer on motorcycle chasing the bus] Hey, Dr. Teeth, You better pull over.
Easier done than said. [The police officer gets off his motor cycle]. Hey! Hey! Hey! It's the man with the badge. The police, the cops, the fuzz, the P.I....
Miss Piggy DON'T YOU DARE!!
I wouldn't think of it.
Did we do something wrong, Officer?
[The police officer reveals to be Doc Hopper's friend, Max] .
Oh, look.
Miss Piggy Kermit, it's him.
Okay, guys. Let him explain.
Max This whole disguise is so that I can warn you.
Yeah, sure.
Max I never thought Doc was gonna hurt Kermit, I thought he was gonna lean on him! But now he's got this frog killer in from the coast! And the man's deadly!
[Everybody gasps]
Hey, Dr. Teeth! What's straight ahead?
Just an old ghost town.
Good. Just tell Doc Hopper, I will wait for him there.
Max WHAT?!?
But, Kermit! You are going to get killed!
Hey, listen. I cannot spend my whole life running away from bullies. It's time for a showdown.
