Jacob Marley
Why do you doubt your senses?
Ebenezer Scrooge
Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes, there's more gravy than of grave about you!
Robert Marley
"More of gravy than of grave"?
Jacob Marley
What a terrible pun! Where do you get those jokes?
Robert Marley
Leave the comedy to the bears, Ebenezer!
