The Mummy quotes

View Quote Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
Hangman: (hesitates, then in Arabic) Shall I let him go?
Warden: Yahemar, of course you don't let him go!

View Quote Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No – no, I've never seen a mummy look like this before, he's still – still –
Jonathan and Rick: Juicy.
Evelyn: Yes, he must be over 3000 years old and he looks as if he's still decomposing.
Rick: [sees marks on sarcophagus lid] Hey, what do you make of this?
Evelyn: My god, what could this—[traces fingers over marks] Fingernails! This man was buried alive. And he left a message: "Death is only the beginning."

View Quote Evelyn: When I saw him alive at Hamunaptra, he called me "Anck-Su-Namun." And just now when we were at Mr. Burn's quarters, he tried to kiss me.
Curator Terrence Bey:It's because of his love for Anck-Su-Namun that he was cursed. Apparently, even after 3000 years...
Ardeth: He's still in love with her.
Evelyn: Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me?
Ardeth: perhaps he will once again try to raise her from the dead.
Curator Terrence Bey: Yes. And it appears he has already chosen his human sacrifice (He and Ardeth look pointedly at Evelyn)
Jonathan: Bad luck, old mum.

View Quote Evelyn: You told me you got it on a dig down in Thebes!
Johnathan: Yes, well, I was mistaken.
Evie: You lied to me!
Jonathan: I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?
Evelyn: I am your sister!
Jonathan: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.

View Quote Winston: So what has your little problem got to do with His Majesty's Royal Air Corps?
Rick: Not a damn thing.
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: (excitedly) By Jove! Do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

View Quote Evelyn: Keep him busy!
Rick: (being thrown around by Imhotep) No problem.

View Quote Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth: Priests. Imhotep's priests.
Rick:: Alright then. [Fires]

View Quote Jonathan: Uh...I'd take those bigger stones first. And take them from the top, otherwise the whole thing'll cave in on us. Come on, put your backs into it! (Rick and Ardeth turn to glare at him) Yes, well, you've got the idea. Chop chop.

View Quote Warden: Bright good morning to all.
Evie: Oh, no! What are you doing here?
Warden: I'm here to protect my investment, thank you very much.

View Quote (taking a break from trying to open the floor under Anubis) Evelyn: Ooh, and you know how they took out your brains?
Jonathan: (playing stone golf) Evie, I don't think we need to know this...
Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.
Rick: Oofh, that's gotta hurt...
Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this...
Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification...
Jonathan: Likewise. [hits a stone and the ceiling near them gives way]

View Quote Evie: You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.
Beni: (scoffs, then serious) They do?
Evie: Oh, yes. Always.

View Quote Rick: Get ready for it.
Evelyn: For what?
Rick: We're about to be blown away.
[Sun rises; the city of Hamunaptra materializes from thin air]
Henderson: Will you look at that?!
Daniels: Can you believe it!
Burns: Hamunaptra!
Rick: Here we go again.

View Quote Rick: (finding Evie staring at the resurrected corpse of Imhotep) There you are! You've been playing hide and seek, now come on, let's get out of here! (sees Imhotep for the first time) WHOA!
(Imhotep roars)
Rick: (roars back and shoots Imhotep with his shotgun) Move!

View Quote Jonathan: Two questions: Who the hell was Seti the First, and, was he rich?
Evelyn: He was the second Pharaoh of the Nineteenth Dynasty, said to be the wealthiest pharaoh of them all.
Jonathan: Good. That's good. I like this fellow, I like him ve-ry much.

View Quote Evie: You're saying you were actually in Hamunaptra?
Rick: Yeah, I was there.
Evie: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.