Mushu Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!
Played by Mark Moseley 
Mulan II (2004) · 20 quotes
Mulan II (2004) · 20 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Mulan II (2004): in 7 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Fa Mulan (3)
I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!
More lines from Mushu
2 quotes Mushu Mushu This is gonna be delicious!
Scenes with Mushu
4 scenes Mushu It seems like only last month, you and I were saving China!
It was last month.
Mushu How time flies. Ya know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.
It's not every day I get engaged.
Mushu No, I meant telling ME you're engaged. [Cri-Kee chirps] I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup. Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?
Oh, You're more than that, Mushu. [hugs him] You're my most trusted friend.
Mushu [starting to cry]
Oh, that did it!
Mushu [doing a perfect voice imitation of Fa Mulan on a dummy outside General Li Shang's tent]
General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!
Mushu [still sounding like Fa Mulan]
The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!
Mushu [still imitating]
I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em! [the dummy's head falls off accidently, then he gasps as he places it back on] Oh, except for that garlic breath... [no longer imitating] Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops. [covers his mouth]
[gasps and covers his mouth, then angrily steps out of his tent to find Fa Mulan]
THAT'S ENOUGH! Where is she?
Mushu [chuckles]
I am good!
Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
General Hardhead? [makes a silly yet glaring face] Brushing my teeth?
Don't play coy, I saw you outside my tent.
What? I haven't left my post.
And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
I wouldn't want to PEEL your PAINT! [angrily storms off while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao
[watching General Li Shang angrily leave]
Changing of the guard.
[furiously stops and angrily turns back to Mulan]
And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST! [angrily storms off again]
Hmph!
Yao
What's with him? [Fa Mulan angrily growls and leaves in frustration] What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?
Mushu Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?
My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different. [stops Khan in slowly]
Mushu Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?
Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.
Mushu [laughs nervously]
Just doing the best I can.
Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.
Mushu [chattering and gaspes]
AAAAH!!!! Oh, I can't stand it no more! The only thing wrong with you and Shang...is me! I'm the one that got between you!
[confused]
What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
Mushu Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose".
Mushu [gulps]
He he, you know how I gab?
And you woke him up after I left?!
Mushu It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.
Mushu Well, I was banging pots and pans...
Mushu [chattering]
YOU WAS GETTING MARRIED! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!
You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!
Mushu I'm sorry!
What you did was unforgivable!
Mushu But you and Shang are so different!
[with sudden realization]
Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were you! [Mushu's annoyed] Oh, I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him. [catching with Khan in speed]
Mushu Mulan, I'll make it up to you! I promise!
Forget it. You've helped enough. [puts Mushu back in her bag] Shang! Shang! [but the bandits appear in front of the group] It's an ambush!
Mushu [Last lines]
Hey, yo, where's my masseuse? Saving China gives me knots you wouldn't believe.
Ancestors
[groans]
Oh!
Mushu And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a hero dragon deserve anything less? Draw my bath. Warm my towel. Let the pampering begin!