Mushu
Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?
My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different. [stops Khan in slowly]
Mushu
Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?
Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.
Mushu
Just doing the best I can.
Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.
Mushu
AAAAH!!!! Oh, I can't stand it no more! The only thing wrong with you and Shang...is me! I'm the one that got between you!
What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
Mushu
Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose".
And it wasn't YOU outside Shang's tent.
Mushu
He he, you know how I gab?
And you woke him up after I left?!
Mushu
It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.
Mushu, what did you do?!
Mushu
Well, I was banging pots and pans...
NO! What did YOU do?!
Mushu
YOU WAS GETTING MARRIED! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!
You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!
Mushu
I'm sorry!
What you did was unforgivable!
Mushu
But you and Shang are so different!
Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were you! [Mushu's annoyed] Oh, I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him. [catching with Khan in speed]
Mushu
Mulan, I'll make it up to you! I promise!
Forget it. You've helped enough. [puts Mushu back in her bag] Shang! Shang! [but the bandits appear in front of the group] It's an ambush!
