Mrs. Doubtfire (After setting fake bust on fire and putting it out)
Looks at me, my first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.
Most-quoted character in Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): in 13 of its 23 quotes
A line from Mrs. DoubtfireI can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.
More lines from Mrs. Doubtfire
10 quotes Mrs. Doubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
Mrs. Doubtfire It was a run-by fruiting!
Mrs. Doubtfire Ohh thank you, dear. Yes, touch me again and I'll drown you ya bastard!
Mrs. Doubtfire Look, Natty. That's called liposuction.
Mrs. Doubtfire (Is walking across the street, then almost gets mugged. Hits mugger in the face.) (As Daniel)
Back off, asshole! BEAT IT!
Mrs. Doubtfire (As Mrs. Doubtfire.)
Broke my bag, the bastard.
You know they often say a man with a car like thats trying the compensate for smaller genitals sissy, but not in your case, cause i see that you're a strapping aren't ya.
Mrs. Doubtfire She's got a power tool in the bedroom (Stuart spits out his drink back in the glass). She Could break a sidewalk to that thing. Surprised she hasn't chipped her teeth.
Mrs. Doubtfire (Drops false teeth in drink, Stuart doubletakes and pulls a strange face)
. Oh (pretends to talk with no teeth)
Mrs. Doubtfire Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums.
Scenes with Mrs. Doubtfire
2 scenes Mrs. Doubtfire He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
How awful, he was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire No, he was hit by a Guinness truck, so it was quite literally the drink that killed him
Alan Brady
[The kids are watching The Dick Van **** Show on the television]
Here it is, Mel, $1,000 worth of hair. What am I supposed to do with it?
Melvin Cooley
Alan, I was wondering if...
Alan Brady
You want one of them? I'd rather make a coat for my wife. [pokes a head mannequin off the table] Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
Mrs. Doubtfire All right, everyone. It's time to expand your minds. It's homework time. Okay?
Lydia Yeah, but after Dick Van ****.
Mrs. Doubtfire No. Now. [turns off the TV]
Lydia [turns the TV back on with the remote control]
No. We always watch Dick Van ****. [sets it down]
Mrs. Doubtfire [picks it up, calmly]
Really? Well- [tosses the remote into the air; it lands behind her in the fish tank] Not anymore. The only thing you'll be watching is Deep Sea N N. [turns to the kids, who are wide-eyed] Now! I know you're used to loosey-goosey, but I run a much tighter ship. Between the hours of 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., I'm in charge, and when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule. Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.
Nattie
Punished?
Lydia She's lying. She'd never punish us.
Mrs. Doubtfire [evilly]
Don't...fuss with me.
[Cut to Chris wiping the door frame, Nattie polishing the silver and Lydia vacuuming; Lydia gives Mrs. Doubtfire an "I hate you" look as Mrs. Doubtfire sits on the couch reading the paper and sipping iced tea]
