[At the funeral of Rudolf Smuntz, his sons Lars and Ernie are bickering as they help carry his coffin out of the church]
Hold your end up higher. You're not holding it.
I am too.
You are not.
Don't worry about me. Say, isn't that suit charcoal?
No.
Looks charcoal gray to me, some gray polyester blend. You'd think you could find a black suit for your own father's funeral.
It's black.
No, I'm sure it's gray.
It's black!
Gray!
Black!
Gray!
Black!
Fine, it's black. It's the grayest black I've ever seen.
It doesn't matter what color it is! [Lars's handle breaks off, causing everybody else to drop the coffin down the steps] I'm sorry, Pop. I'm sorry! [the coffin smashes into the hearse, sending Rudolf's corpse flipping into the air and headfirst down an open manhole, The opening credits starts - "DreamWorks Pictures Presents"]
Quick! Get him out of there!
He's halfway to the harbor by now, bub.
Oh, well.
