Most scenes together: Ernie Smuntz & Lars Smuntz (11)
Oh, my God!
Caesar, what happened?
Paramedic Please, sir, he's not well.
Try to think! Did you kill the mouse?
Caesar What's that? Horse?! Fiendish! I won't eat it! [He keeps ranting and raving as he's carried away]
Hasta la vista, you little rat bastard!
Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars immediately relents] You're doing a wonderful job.
Here you go, knock yourself out. [The mouse takes a bite of the string cheese and throws it down] No good, huh? Otis, more curry! [He gives him the next string cheese] Okay, try this one. [He eats it all up] Eh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've also got a great idea for a caviar-brie swirl and a peanut butter and jelly-provolone for the kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who have used a mouse as a spokesperson and it seemed to work out pretty well...
She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films.
Aw... I forgot to put holes in the box! [He chuckles evilly]
I told you, you should have weighed him.
What are you doing, ya stupid nitwit?!
Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.
Ernie, It's Christmas. Instead of dwelling what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.
I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse.
No capers? But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? Why don't they eat out of a trough? [He rings a counter-bell, looking around at the diner's customers] Alright! Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back?
