A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975
Head Knight

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

King Arthur

Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--

Knights of Ni

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

King Arthur

Oh, ow!

Head Knight

We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.

King Arthur

Well, what do you want?

Head Knight

We want a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

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