A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975
Dennis

What I object to is you automatically treatin' me like an inferior.

Arthur

Well, I am king.

Dennis

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, then? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--

Dennis

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week--

Arthur

Yes.

Dennis

But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting--

Arthur

Yes, I see.

Dennis

By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--

Arthur

[getting bored]

Be quiet.

Dennis

But by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major--

Arthur

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Dennis' Mother

Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Arthur

I am your king!

Dennis' Mother

Well I didn't vote for you.

Arthur

You don't vote for kings!

Dennis' Mother

How'd you become king, then?

Arthur

The Lady of the Lake, [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [Angel chorus ends] That is why I am your king!

Dennis

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur

Be quiet!

Dennis

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur

Shut up!

Dennis

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur

Shut up! Will you shut up?! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]

Dennis

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur

Shut up!

Dennis

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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