A scene from Moneyball 2011
Billy Beane

[Entering the office; to his secretary]

Suzanne, get me Ed Wade on the phone.

Suzanne

Okay.

Billy Beane

Coffee on?

Suzanne

Yes.

Billy Beane

Good morning.

Suzanne

Good morning, Billy.

Peter Brand

[Billy knocks on Perter's office door and Peter meets Billy in Billy's office] [Sits down at Billy's desk]

What's up?

Suzanne

Wade's on 2.

Billy Beane

[Answers the call on speakerphone]

Ed?

Ed Wade

Hello?

Billy Beane

Ed, it's Billy.

Ed Wade

What's up?

Billy Beane

Look, I need a little help on defense.

Ed Wade

Okay.

Billy Beane

I'm willing to trade Jeremy Giambi for it.

Ed Wade

[Intrigued]

Really?

Peter Brand

[In disbelief]

What?

Billy Beane

Mmm-hmm. Who do you got?

Ed Wade

Well, let me think.

Peter Brand

What are you doing?

Billy Beane

[Mutes speakerphone; to Peter]

Cleaning house.

Ed Wade

Mabry?

Billy Beane

[Unmutes speakerphone]

Maybe what?

Ed Wade

No, Mabry.

Billy Beane

Hold on. [Mutes speakerphone, looks at Peter]

Billy Beane

Why not?

Peter Brand

Because you can't trade Jeremy Giambi.

Billy Beane

[Unmutes speakerphone]

He'll be fine, Ed.

Ed Wade

Why do I get the feeling you're picking my pocket?

Billy Beane

I'm not picking your pocket, you're picking mine. Giambi's name alone is worth more.

Ed Wade

What's wrong with him, Billy?

Billy Beane

There's nothing wrong with him. Now can we say it's done in theory and start drawing up the paperwork?

Ed Wade

Okay, but you're gonna have--

Billy Beane

Great. [Hangs up]

Peter Brand

I think he was gonna say something else.

Billy Beane

When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up. Suzanne?

Suzanne

Yes?

Billy Beane

David Dombrowski.

Suzanne

Okay.

Billy Beane

Peña's going too.

Peter Brand

I don't think you should do that. I really don't think you should do that.

Billy Beane

I want Hatteberg in the lineup tonight.

Peter Brand

Billy, I think you need to take a minute. I think you seriously need to just think about what you're doing. Because you're upset.

Billy Beane

Okay. What am I missing?

Peter Brand

These are hard moves to explain to people.

Billy Beane

Why is that a problem, Pete?

Peter Brand

Don't make an emotional decision, Billy.

Suzanne

David Dombrowski's on 3.

Billy Beane

Look, we're gonna shake things up. [Picks up the phone] Dave, Peña's going on the block, you're my first call. Because he's making the rest of the team look bad. He's gonna be a Rookie of the Year.

Peter Brand

Probably an All-Star.

Billy Beane

He's an All-Star, Dave. No. I want a reliever and cash. Okay. You got five minutes, Dave. I'm not waiting.

Peter Brand

Billy, Peña is an an All-Star, okay? And if you dump him and this Hatteberg thing doesn't work out the way that we want it to, you know this is the kind of decision that gets you fired. It is.

Billy Beane

Yes, you're right. I may lose my job. In which case I'm a 44-year-old guy with a high school diploma and a daughter I'd like to be able to send to college. You're 25 years old, with a degree from Yale and a pretty impressive apprenticeship. I don't think we're asking the right question. I think the question we should be asking is, do you believe in this thing or not?

Peter Brand

I do.

Billy Beane

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves. Don't. To anyone.

Peter Brand

Okay.

Billy Beane

Now, I'm gonna see this thing through, for better or worse. Just tell me, do you project we'll win more with Hatteberg or Peña at first?

Peter Brand

It's close. But theoretically, Hatteberg.

Billy Benae

What are we talking about then?

Suzanne

Dombrowski's on again, on 3.

Billy Beane

[Picks up the phone]

Yeah? Ok, that'll work. Great, I need one more thing: soda. Yeah I don't want my guys paying for soda. I want you to stock my machine for three years. I'm serious. Great, it's a deal. [To Peter after hanging up] Go tell Peña he's gotta pack.

Peter Brand

You want me to tell Peña?

Billy Beane

Part of the job. [Stuffs a Twinkie in his mouth]

Peter Brand

What about Giambi? You want me to tell him too?

Billy Beane

[Mouth full]

I'll tell him.

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