[as he is being commented by interviewers]
I was right in the middle of my song...and then, there was this BIG explosion!
[Eric and Gracie are shown escorting Frank and Kathy to the police, arresting them both] [unamused]
You people got nothing on me. This is ridiculous. [Frank smiles]
[to Kathy]
Don't worry, Miss Morningside. Where you're going, they'd love to meet a former beauty queen.
Yeah, and when he says "meet", he means M-E-A-T. [Gracie takes Kathy to a police car, but Kathy stops and turns to her]
[calmly]
Sweetheart, you don't understand. All I'm guilty of is trying to make the world a more beautiful place! Look at yourself. Why, Dennis Rodman looked better in a dress, but now you're a lady. I did that.
No, Vic did that and a team of highly federal manicurists and people who make you...you know, like...beautiful. You know what? You're under arrest. Get in the car. [she tries to put Kathy in the back of the car, but she gets up]
[growing angry]
No, you think you saved something tonight, but all you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over this country.
What, you think their dream is to get blown up? Y'know, you got a really good shot at that insanity plea.
[as Gracie places her in the car]
Yeah? Well, I earned it, honey! 25 years of bitching beauty queens and what do I get?! FIRED! They STEAL my life, they steal my beauty pageant!
Hey, hey! It is not a beauty pageant. It is a scholarship program.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
[Kathy turns to Gracie in shock, then Gracie shuts the police car's door, and it drives off with Kathy inside]
Enjoy your run in the the Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional Facility Pageant. Huh? Huh? [laughs and snorts; to Eric] Get it? "The Women's Correctional Facility"?
