I'm not a hero. I'm the guy in the corner, making fun of the hero's shirt, that's who I am.
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Albert The guy is one of the best shots around. I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.
Louise What is that?
Albert It's just another way God mysteriously shows that he loves us.
George Stark You're late!
Albert For what?
George Stark Fair enough.
Anna You're a good sheep farmer!
Albert Oh my god, please! I suck at sheep. Louise was right, I can't keep track of them. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the last week.
Anna Really?
Albert Yeah. Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up, somehow it had made twenty dollars.
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