Anna quotes from A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

Anna

You're a good sheep farmer!

Albert

Oh my god, please! I suck at sheep.  Louise was right, I can't keep track of them. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the last week.

Anna

Really?

Albert

Yeah. Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up, somehow it had made twenty dollars.

Albert

I fired a gun at the shooting gallery.

Anna

Yeah, but those are quarter loads. These are full loads.

Albert

Okay, all right, get ready. I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans.

Anna

God, why are the Indians always so mad?

Albert

I don't know.

Anna

I mean we're basically splitting this country 50/50 with them.

Albert

They're just selfish.

Anna

How can you be so blind with eyes that big?! [leaves]

They're not... that big.

My dear, they're practically Chinese!

God, I love you!