“What are you staring at, ****er? You wanna start me up? Just open the...” – Hank Evans, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans Jim Carrey

[In the roadside eatery, a kid with glasses is facing backwards in his chair, slurping his drink and annoyingly staring at Charlie/Hank, and then Charlie transforms into Hank]

What are you staring at, ****er? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line.
Kid's Father: [The father stands and approaches] Hey, what is your problem, pal?
Hank Evans: I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.

More from Me, Myself & Irene

Irene P. Waters I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me! Hank Evans Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side. [Shrugs] I was horny. Lee Harvey Is your old lady happy? Lieutenant Gerke Is my old lady happy? Lee Harvey Yeah, because if your ****in' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy. Hank Evans So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Where ya from? Irene P. Waters Oh, all over. Hank Evans Omnipresence. I like that in a woman.