[spending a day with his biker "family" at an amusement park]
Hey, Ben, look at this. [he's looking in a funhouse mirror that instead of distorting his face, makes it look like everyone else's]
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Page 2 of 2[to a student staring at her son's face]
What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?
[to some students who make fun of his face]
Hey, what's the matter? Haven't you guys ever seen anybody from the planet Vultern before? Beep-beep-beep! Beep-beep-beep!
Don't worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I'm real normal. Everything will be cool. Thanks a lot. See you next week.
You know, for 12 years, I've been listening to you guys bullshit. First you told me that he was gonna be ****, then you told me that he was gonna be blind and deaf. If I dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating ****in' chop suey by now! Anything else?