A scene from The Mask 1994
Mrs. Peenman

Ipkiss, do you have any idea what time it is?

Stanley Ipkiss

[exasperatedly]

Actually, no.

Mrs. Peenman

[gasps; Stanley steps off carpet]

My new carpet! Well, this is coming right out of your security, Ipkiss!

Stanley Ipkiss

You know what, Mrs. Peenman?

Mrs. Peenman

WHAT?!

Stanley Ipkiss

[pauses]

Nothing.

Mrs. Peenman

Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, A BIG NOTHING! [slams the door behind her]

Stanley Ipkiss

"Aren't you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened?!" [to himself] I should've said that.

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Mrs. Peenman Nancy Fish

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