“Bert: Reminds me of a guy I know who got a nice cushy job in a watch...” – Mary Poppins ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Mary Poppins 1964

Bert

Reminds me of a guy I know who got a nice cushy job in a watch factory.

Uncle Albert

What does he do?

Bert

He stands about all day and makes faces.

Uncle Albert

Ha ha ha. He makes faces in a watch factory.

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Bert Dick Van Dyke More Bert quotes →

Uncle Albert Ed Wynn More Uncle Albert quotes →

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