Adorable - well that's highly debatable, I must say.
[Jane begins reading her and Michael's ad while singing alone]
If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition. Rosy cheeks, no warts...
That's the part I put in!
Play games all sorts. You must be kind, you must be witty; very sweet and fairly pretty...
Jane, of all the ridiculous...
Take us on outings, give us treats. Sing songs, bring sweets.
Never be cross or cruel, never feed us castor oil, or gruel. Love us as a son and daughter, and never smell of barley water...
I put that in too!
If you won't scold and dominate us, we will never give you cause to hate us. We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see, put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea.
Hurry, Nanny! Many thanks! Sincerely...
Jane and Michael, Banks.
