Kanga quotes from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

Kanga

No, no. North, dear.

Kanga

Oh, my goodness! Roo, how did you get way up there?

Kanga

Oh, gracious. Do be careful, dear!

Kanga

Oh, what a shame. That's too bad.

Kanga

Try not to fall too fast, dear!

Pooh

Oh, stuff and fluff.

Tigger

Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.

Pooh

I was afraid of that.

Tigger

Oh, say.

Tigger

YUCK! Tiggers don't like honey!

Pooh

But you said that you liked....

Tigger

Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

Pooh

You mean elephants and weasels.

Tigger

That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Pooh

The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.

Narrator

Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.

Pooh

Think, think, think.

Narrator

And the first person he thought of was...

Pooh

Winnie the Pooh?

Narrator

No. Christopher Robin.

Pooh

Oh.

There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?

No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.

Pooh

Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Good morning, Pooh bear.

If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Pooh

There, now. [giggles, then hops out of the mud puddle]

Pooh

Isn't it a clever disguise?

What are you supposed to be?

Pooh

I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.

Silly old bear.

Pooh

I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.

Rabbit

Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.

Pooh

Is there any more?

Rabbit

No, there isn't.

Pooh

I thought not. [tries to climb out the front door but gets stuck]

Pooh

Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.

Rabbit

Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. [tries to push Pooh out] Well, it all comes from eating too much.

Pooh

It all comes from not having front doors big enough!

Owl

Blast it all!

Gopher

Good idea! We'll dynamite! Save time.

Owl

Eh, what's the charge?

Gopher

The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.

Owl

Oh, no, no, no, no! The cost! The charge in money.

Gopher

Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.

Owl

Obviously, but, I should think...

Gopher

Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule. [falls down a hole, screaming] If you think it over, let me know. You got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.

Owl

Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.

Pooh

After all, he's not in the book, you know.

Owl

Oh.

Kanga

Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

Flowers.

Pooh

Honeysuckle! [tries to eat flowers]

Kanga

No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.

Pooh

Oh.

Rabbit

Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?

Pooh

Could you spare a small smackerel?

Gopher

Say, you ought to do something about that speech impediment, sonny. [offers Pooh his jar of honey]

Pooh

Oh, thank you, Gopher.

The Narrator

Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.

Winnie the Pooh

Think, think, think.

The Narrator

And the first person he thought of was...

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh?

The Narrator

No. Christopher Robin.

Winnie the Pooh

Oh.

The Narrator

Christopher Robin lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. On this summer day, gloomy old Eeyore, being stuffed with sawdust, had lost his tail again.

Eeyore, this won't hurt.

Never does.

Ooh, heh, heh. There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?

No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.

Owl

It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the... right.

Kanga

Now, if you would ask me, I think it just a wee bit...

South!

Kanga

No, no. North, dear.

Cheer up, Eeyore. Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.

Owl

It worked, it worked!

Oh Goody! Hooray!

Thanks. It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Winnie the Pooh

Good morning, Christopher Robin!

Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh!

Kanga

Good morning, Pooh!

Owl

Good morning, Pooh!

Good morning, Pooh Bear!

If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

What are you looking for, Pooh Bear?

Winnie the Pooh

I just said to myself coming along thinking and wondering if you had such a thing as a umm, such a thing, Christopher... as a balloon about you?

What do you want a balloon for?

Winnie the Pooh

Psst... Honey.

But you don't get honey with a balloon.

Winnie the Pooh

I do.

How?

Winnie the Pooh

I just fly like a bee, up to the honey tree, see!

But, just a minute. You can't fool the bees that way.

Winnie the Pooh

You'll see. Now, would you be so kind as to pull me to a muddy place of which I know of?

The Narrator

So Christopher Robin pulled Winnie the Pooh to the very muddy place. And Pooh rolled and rolled until he was black all over.

Winnie the Pooh

There, now. [chuckles] Isn't it a clever disguise?

What are you supposed to be?

Winnie the Pooh

I'm a little black rain cloud, of course.

Silly old bear.

Winnie the Pooh

Now, would you aim me as the bees, please?

Careful, Pooh. Hold on tight. [hands Pooh the balloon]

Winnie the Pooh

Yes.

Four!

Winnie the Pooh

Yes.

Three!

Winnie the Pooh

Yes.

Two!

Winnie the Pooh

Yes!

One!

Kanga

Oh, my goodness! Roo, how did you get way up there?

Easy, Mama! We bounced up!

Kanga

Oh, gracious. Do be careful, dear!

I'm alright, Mama, but Tigger's stuck! [giggles]

Kanga

Oh, what a shame. That's too bad.